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One Time His Watch Stopped

7/3/2009

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One hapless day, the second hand of Allister's pocket watch choked. It seemed merely a simple cough, just a sniffle. But, is it not true that simple coughs can also simply turn to more complicated death rattles? (This question should be read in equal parts literal and rhetorical and answers to the question should, of course, be given in equal doses of both.)

One does not always notice these changes, the stutters that turn to coughs that turn to chokes that turn to rattles that turn to complete stoption (For lack of a or in place of a better word.). There is no one to fault in these moments that happen in the darkness of a pocket when the lid is clasped shut. It is hard enough to hear a cough from behind a brass lid, much less a rattle. And so it was, that Allister tugged the chain and pulled the watch from his pocket to unclasp the brass lid and reveal the time that had long since expired. 

Now, there are moments that are born of necessity and there are moments that are born of inspiration. And one can not forget that there are also moments that are simply born. And, as Allister looked at the watch (though there were causes to reason-namely, but not limited to a lack of money to fix or replace the watch), a moment was simply born. 

He would walk the world not on a mission, but simply as one walks the world throughout one's time. And when asked or when wondering himself, Allister would tug the chain, pull the watch from his pocket, unclasp the brass lid, and consult it's face for the answer. And the answer was always the same. To people late for a meeting, to children late for curfew, to people searching for conversation, to people waiting for trains, to people up and down the prime meridian and left and right of the equator. People would awake and people would sleep. The sun would set, the sun would rise, the sun would sit at angles of forty-five and thirty-two.

But, to Allister and to everyone who happened to ask him, from that last tick onward, it would always be three fifteen.
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Conserving Words

6/15/2009

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As Allister catapulted through the air, he looked back to the catapult from whence he catapulted and thought simply, "this makes sense."



And when he had landed or when he had bounced off of his skull, blacked out, heaped over, and finally regained consciousness, Allister made a decision. Years later, many would say that his action came as a symptom of the slight damage delivered to his brain from the landing. But, Allister always declared his decision to be of the most conscious variety, one made in a clear and functional head.



It was simple. It had made so much sense, the catapult catapulting him. Allister became a conservationist of words. Not necessarily for the sake of saving words for future generations, but because it could be so easy.



And, so, he penned. For, what else was a pen to do? He nosed. For what else was a nose to do? And when he needed to be somewhere, he biked, trained, or cared for the same question asked earlier but applied to different modes of transportation.



You may think hearing someone talk in this manner would be confusing. And you would be right eventually. But, at the start, oh, the joy in it all. How telephones telephoned and water watered and the wind winded and horses horsed and cows cowed and birds birded. It was so easy. So free and with such purpose. And think of all the words saved for the future (though Allister did not necessarily)! All wrapped and papered in wrapping paper and boxed in boxes and bowed with bows! For children to children with!



But, soon enough, the bubble bubbled for complications complicated things-as they tend to do. For a shoe can shoe, but so much more, too. And feet and legs and hands and fingers and toes and lips and even ears. Oh, they can shoe and feet and leg and hand and finger and toe and lip and ear. But, there was more. So much more and just not enough verbs. Not that way, anyway.



And, so it was, that Allister found himself unwrapping the wrapping and unboxing the boxes. Taking the words out, letting them free to do what they may do. To fill the air and roll in and out of mouths and ears.
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