Allister Cromley's Fairweather Belle (Bedtime Stories For Grownups To Tell)
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A collection of tales to take with you wherever you may dream.

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Allister Cromley's Fairweather Belle is an illustrated collection of bedtime stories that were written to give grownups something to read aloud to other grownups or quiet to one's own grownup self to reignite those childhood feelings of safety, wonder and even excitement in the face of all the questions that lay in the dark. 

Each sepia-tinted story follows Allister, a mustachioed adventurer/wanderer/philosopher, on his journey through the early 20th century. He enlists in World War I, witnesses the awe and terror of the first escalator, becomes the most subtle of anarchists, dances with a bronze statue of Joan of Arc and even meets Winston Churchill (but not the Winston Churchill you may be thinking of-if, indeed, you think of Winston Churchill). 

The book was edited by Amanda B Gillooly, designed by Ruth Gamble and each story is illustrated by a different artist, including Dave Droxler, Melissa McMillan, Jim Senti, Annie Peters, Dallah Cesen, emme b, Kelly Martinez, Kristian Michael Hickman, Lark O Arrowood, Marie Elena O'Brien, Angelica Joy Miskanin, A.D. Peters, Aaron Martinez. The eclectic mix of images brings to life Allister's ever-evolving view of the world.

Come join Allister in a constant search to find the simple answers to the big questions and the complex answers to the small.



What People Are Saying...

"The stories are whimsical and delightful."
Angela Rinaldi
The Angela Rinaldi Literary Agency

"You want the literary equivalent of wearing a snuggie in a room full of fireplaces after a day of sledding? Buy this book." 
Mike Balzer
Creative Director of the iO Theater

"The stories of Allister Cromley and his plethora of adventures have a unique power to tap into the child-like wonder in all of us and ignite our imaginations to travel to distant lands and times, only to return to our own worlds and appreciate the simple power of storytelling - this time a little wiser than when we first began. Allister relies on the profound power of telling a story which made it a perfect fit for staging in a simple theatrical context. However, the real beauty of storytelling lies in the fact that completely new discoveries are made with each and every reader. I am delighted that the stories will now be in a book format where each reader will have the opportunity to break open the imaginative worlds of Allister." 
Jess Smith
Director and developer of Allister staged readings

"After years as a parent reading aloud to my daughter, I wondered why, as we grow older, we lose that intimate connection of reading aloud. That all changed when Shane Portman introduced me to his marvelous character Allister. The clever tales, whether shared aloud or read alone, offer tidbits to ponder, thoughts to conjure and dreams to weave." 
Annie Peters
One of the book's illustrators

"It is like drinking hot apple cider on a chilly day."
Jill Portman 
Shane's sister-in-law





What Critics Are 
Saying...

"Shane Portman has certainly met, and exceeded his task to entertain in this little collection, billed as Bedtime Stories for Adults. Honestly, they were far too engaging and clever for me to read just one or two, and would be a colossal bedtime fail for me: giggles are not conducive to sleep. With some having an obviously more familiar moral lesson, other stories are simple exercises in the cleverness of the prose that highlights this unusual thinker...Imagination is the singular most important element to enjoying this collection: if yours is rusty or needs some exercise – this is the collection for you. Portman also manages to insert some clever facts, intricate and beautiful prose and his smooth writing style to bring a smile and moments of lighthearted fun to your next read."
Gaele Hince
I Am Indeed

"For the first time in a long time, I’m left speechless because a wonderful character by the name of Allister Cromley has captured my attention and absconded with it...and before the first tale so much as begins, our impressions of this man have exceeded any, if not all, expectations...Honestly, it would be an unnecessary strain for me to even attempt to find something lackluster about this one. As I drew near the final pages, I found myself getting sad that the stories were ending, and I spent the remainder of the evening telling my friends about it. I hope I can expect to read more of Allister’s remarkable and curious adventures in the future, and this is the kind of book one can read over and over again without getting bored."
Pan
Red Reader Reviews

"This is one of the strangest things I have ever read...He (Allister) see things in the world in such a neat way that truth really springs from the pages. Of course you have to look for it. I read this once and thought, "Wow, total waste of time." Then during a lunch break had nothing better to do so I picked up old Allister and read the stories again...These meanings started to pop out at me and I couldn't help by fall in love a bit. The illustrations are the second half of these stories and really help to bring it to life. They are so quirky and weird themselves it’s hard to pull your eyes from them to read, and yet they compliment the stories so well...The writing is fluid and enjoyable, the author clearly knowledgeable and gifted. I would recommend this to others."
Alisha Robinson
Tracy Riva Books & Reviews

"What these stories about Allister Cromley effectively do is to bring an adult reader back into a world where imagination is more important than sticking with straight facts or reality...It’s written just like someone telling the reader a story before bed. It also doubles as an easy way to recite the stories to an audience of adults going to sleep. That’s an interesting picture isn’t it? A group of 30 somethings in sleeping bags in a living room, all listening to another 30 something tell them stories like the ones from this book. Maybe it’ll inspire more story time in adults. Who knows."
Robert Zimmerman
A Life Among The Pages

"Allister Cromley’s Fairweather Belle is exceptional.  Creative, fun, fascinating and clever...It’s a stylish, wonderful collection of short stories or, as the title suggest, bedtime stories for adults...The illustrations in the book are gorgeous....The prose is both full of dry wit and lyrical phrasing. I adored it!!"
Bethany Hensel
A & E journalist at bethanyhensel.com

"For those of you who are looking for something to lull you to sleep at bedtime—something a little softer than that white-knuckle thriller you probably have on your nightstand—might I suggest Shane Portman’s Allister Cromley’s Fairweather Belle. Reminiscent of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s The Little Prince, this gentle, nonsensical little collection of vignettes follow the allegorical adventures of Allister Cromley, a man who lives in a world that is at once ours and at once only his.” 
Liz Winn
Village Book Review

"I liked the bits of historical knowledge and personal insight you find woven into the stories, and the oddity of those stories was amusing. I almost felt as though I was tucked away inside of someone’s head...In regards to the wording or writing, instead of the story,the book was remarkably well done. The author obviously possesses a wide ranging vocabulary, and if I don’t presume too much, a vast amount of knowledge on a variety of subjects. This appears to be clear through his very fluid writing, and the interesting facts he easily slipped into the story."
Chelsea Falin-Hammond
Pen Possessed

"These are definite flights of whimsy. They do have a moral behind them like most stories but some you really have to look for. Allister certainly does have an entertaining life. It is well written and edited and deserves 4 stars."
Judy Shafer
Voracious Reader

"Allister's tales are, in a word, enchanting...The character development of Allister is quite unique. We do not learn a lot about him as a character, but the things we do learn make him seem like someone we know quite well. And in fact, I think there is a little bit of Allister in all of us...In addition to solid and enchanting stories, the writing is accompanied by some truly superb illustrations. Even the typography adds to the overall reading experience."
Tiffany Harkleroad
Tiffany's Bookshelf


What Amazon Readers
Are Saying...

"This is a book that touches the souls of all who read it --- I found myself deep in thought and swept away by the wonders of this book. I will be a lifelong reader of Portman's - just give me more books, sir." 

"I could not put this book of short stories, down - this book was one of my favorite gifts of the season. Well written, creative and simply awesome. I love it." 

"His eloquent writing speaks to that inner-child in all of us, rushing you back to childlike wonder and fanciful interactions of the mind, spirit, and soul." 

"It was a great book. Bought another one for a Christmas present. She loved it. I can't wait for another book to come out."

"Allister Cromley's Fairweather Belle is a smart, funny collection of short stories. My clients appreciated the time spent, listening to all of the unusual adventures."

"I enjoy the candid voice that this author chooses to connect us all to this ever-evolving condition we refer to as consciousness."

"I like that I can read a quick short story with a twist for those occasions when I only have a short break."

"Comforting and homey, a great way to wind down at the end of the day." 

"Allister Cromley`s Fairweather Belle is a wonderful escape into the world of Allister, where anything and most everything seems possible!" 

"I turned the first page with the intention of reading one story before bedtime each evening, and that plan immediately went to pooh. I just couldn't stop! Each story is its own exquisite little gem - some are sweet and funny; others are brimming with absurdity, and some exude a deep human urge to connect with others..." 

"I'd highly recommend this slim volume for any time or any place that you might have to spend some time waiting.... in that hotel room in Bhutan, before the hot air balloon ride at the Iowa State Fair, or while sitting in the anteroom before tea with Winston. The last will make more sense when you meet Allister. And I'm certain you will.... just don't ask him to cut your hair."

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